More Bachelor Thoughts

Seriously, do y'all drive cars anywhere or is it all helicopters??

Ben, you do NOT look genuinely interested in Nikki. 

Nikki, you have crazy eyes and look like you could be one of those stalker ex-girlfriends. 

Fantasy suite/house...is that a fire hazard with all those candles?

Ben is NOTICEABLY more enthused about his date with Lindzi.  Sorry Nikki, your boobs did not get the man this time.  Perhaps he's more of a legs guy?

Seriously...how many times can they relate "overcoming your fears" or "jumping out of a helicopter/off a cliff" to "relationships"?  It's happened at LEAST once each episode.  We get it...your relationships are cheesy.

Awww, I want a little sheepy! :)

Ben, you bore me to tears.  OMG you're wearing a bow tie.

Lindz, I'm glad to know you normally don't go spend the night with just ANYONE...only dudes that have you on a TV show.  This is a different fantasy suite...they were probably still trying to get the other one cleaned from the night before (ewwwww).  SERIOUSLY the bow tie is killing me.

Oh hello Lindzi's butt...nice to see you.  Please pull the dress down a bit so the rest of the country doesn't see your lady parts.

Ben is SO infatuated with Courtney...it is obvious. 

Courtney, you did not try really hard to be nice to the other girls.  You did not try at all.  At least Ben recognizes the fact that she was a massive B to the other girls.  Part of me wonders if she's only feeling "bad" about treating the girls badly b/c Ben is concerned about it? 

Has he said he's "falling in love with" any other girls except for Courtney?  Hmm.

"I want to have uninterrupted..." yeaaaaah, Ben...we know what you want uninterrupted....  She's already gotten naked with you in the water after like 3 "dates"...we alllll know what's going down tonight.

Bachelorette sidetrack: Emily, are you a Barbie doll?  You are gorgeous and I kind of hate you a lot.  OMG not the Titanic...no no no no no.  I will have to seriously reconsider watching the Bachelorette if they do a Titanic theme. 

Kacie B...TRUST me...you are better off without Mr. Bad Hair. You care waaaay too much about him. 

Sidenote...Charlie (the cat) is laying next to Beej and getting petted and he is LOVING it.  :)  It is hilarious. 

Lindzi...you are all over that nude lipstick thing.  It's a little unnerving. 

We all knew Courtney would still get the last rose.  Anyone with eyes could see he was way  more into her than Nikki. 

The Women Tell All should be interesting.